arsebandit

Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.

Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

Arselander

The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....

Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...

by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009

Arse Man

A male who loves big ass's.

You're an arse man, aren't you, Waj?
I knew you were, bro.
You're an arse man.
You're a massive arse man
What you saying?
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
You giving me batty chirps, bro?
You calling me a wammer?
No.
Fuck Off!

by Wajjjjjjing January 23, 2015

Keith Arsewank

Keith Arsewank was born on UK Twitter on 27 March 2023. Formally known as Keith R Swank, a Constitutional Conservative, wants to keep the US republic safe by arming teachers and as a result was rechristened to Arsewank because of his idiotic tweets. He wants to Wank4America

That gun nut is a total Keith Arsewank, don't be a Keith

by Artijoke March 30, 2023

arsebandit

an arsebandit is a male that fucks other males.also see ringpirate

oi dale winton you fat old arsebandit wots the lotto numbers gona be this week.

by badgerroy123 March 5, 2008

arsecandle

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye

You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

arsebandit

the name of a British comedy group (website: www.Youtube.com/ArseBanditTV).

The Arse Bandits have been known to do sketches and stunts, including stapling ones bolocks, throwing an unplanned rave in a chip shop and asking the cashier in a coffee shop for a blowjob.

Can be used to describe somebody's actions if they behave in a similar way.

"Yeah Danny put lube on Rhi's forehead. Danny's a right arsebandit."

by Malikibob May 13, 2009