assholism

the art of being an ass hole

My boss has a PHD in assholism

by Gina Evans February 28, 2004

buggering arseholes

Expletive to be used when a simple "Shit!" just won't cut the mustard.

Oh buggering arseholes, I've sent the porn subscription to Aunt Mabel and the get well soon card to Paul Raymond Publishing.

by mockschmock December 14, 2006

Arseholian

A person who usually without any effort is naturally gifted in excelling at the disruption of almost every situation they are involved in directly or indirectly. Arseholians also are naturally obnoxious , arrogant and non compliant to any reasonable solutions that may help them or their situation and thrive on creating problems so they have something to whinge about.

I told him not to put that on Facebook . Now he's been arrested and lost his job at the morgue. He's such an arseholian

by Drydentested3 September 4, 2013

Assholism

When a person is physically unable to stop being an asshole.

"My gosh he is so annoying. I think he suffers from a severe case of assholism"

by Hermies October 30, 2009

Outright-Assholism

Outright-assholism is the practice of being an outright asshole. Not to be confused with it's antithetical art form known as subtle-assholism.

The term was coined in an essay titled "The Middle Class Renaissance: Otherwise Known As The Rise of Subtle-Assholism" to express the opposing force of assholism in the world today, to the up and coming force of subtle-assholism.

1. His outright-assholism was manifested in his repeated position of calling everyone a little bitch, and by reving his car engine on his lowered and air-bagged S-10.

2. He decided to manifest his mastery of outright-assholism by cutting people off in traffic, and blasting his loud music in an attempt to seem "cool".

by yossarianspenser October 7, 2005

Assholism

A following practiced by many around the world, which needs several years of training and a natural instinct of basic shittiness.

A:What's with that omar, man?
B:Oh, he's a strict assholist, he trains in assholism everyday.

by Rapius August 20, 2009

ugly as a hat full of arseholes

someone who is incredibaly ugly and not even a mother could love them

your as ugly as a hat full of arseholes

by nwaa April 23, 2006