The Aracaralagala

The Aracarlagala is an ancient Texan legend. No one knows quite sure what or who The Aracaralaga is. He has been seen multiple times by South Texans near Big Bend. Legend has it The Aracalagala has 37 eyes, 2 tails, and 1 leg. It slithers around like a snake looking at everything it can. Don’t let those eyes fool you though, The Aracaralagala is of no danger to anybody. He’s simply looking for some one-legged sweats.

I’ve been carrying these one-legged sweats for The Aracaralagala for 5 years now.

by "122" April 30, 2022

avacatarianism

The practice of abstaining from the consumption of beef.

Thank god for avacatarianism for saving our planet.

by Bezekiel April 1, 2021