Aquanard

(Ak-Wah Nard) When one shits underwater.

Bill did an aquanard while waiting for his friends.

by FeralzDad August 23, 2011

Aquitard

The inability to function on a physical, mental and emotional level when exposed to water.

Originated from the hydrological definition of an underground aquifer no longer able to retrieve water.
Causations: Belly-flop, exhaustion, concussion, swimming into a yellow plume, discovering a brown smear on your chest, falling off the inflatable donut etc.

"So how did the kids go at the swimming finals?"
"Well Shayne did pretty good, but Dayna was a bit of an aquitard"

by Dodgy Rhino April 7, 2013

Aquitard

A person generaly mentally unstable that claims to be a famous mermaid but in reality is just a fiend intemperance of the human imagination. Is extremely in denial of not being a goddess.

Ilana: Im Ariel and a mermaid!
Everyone: No your just an aquitard

by Monkeysandpoo1 March 16, 2012

aquatarian

1. living in the water; aquatic.
2. an aquatic animal.

1. Fish are aquatarian.
2. Whales are aquatarians.

by uttam maharjan October 13, 2011

AquataRamp

A Cross-Breed of Rampage and Aquatakat!

AquataRamp is very wierd.

by Insder176 June 23, 2003

Aquitard

An aquatic or marine animal which is retarded

1." That fish is such a fucking aquitard, eating pennies"

2."Look at that aquitard mermaid! She just said grapes are turtles!!"

by victoria.dach.is.so.smart December 5, 2019