apre

sex position involving white male senior and asian freshman

stop don't touch my apre!!!

by mmm mm good January 27, 2009

apres skiing

The simple act of bar-hopping with out removing ones ski/snowboard attire. IE: jacket, goggles, hat, snowpants, ski/snowboard boots

Collins and I went apres skiing yesterday the second we got off the mountain. It's amazing how many women my snowboard shit will bring in.

by Steamboatdustin March 5, 2011

Apres-Coffee

The imminent poop that is brought on by drinking your first cup of coffee in the morning.

I had a large latte on my way to work, now I have to go drop an Apres-Coffee

by BarstoolBoy September 16, 2011

apres-psy

having consoling tea, coffee and cookies with a friend after a session with your shrink to rehash.

After meeting with my shrink I passed by my friend's house for an apres-psy

by selkie January 26, 2014

apr 17th

NATIONAL SOAPY TITTY PIC DAY

send a ss of this to a girl of ur choice and they have to send you a 🧼 🍒 pic 😝

use it wisely!

hey sarah its apr 17th, you owe me a soapy titty pic

by soxlarr April 14, 2021

apre fools

april foolsing someone before april first

putting an old parking ticket of yours under a friends windshield wiper on March 31th. "Apre Fools"!

by rvabyrd April 9, 2011

apres ski

Apres ski is when you have just awoken from a nap after shredding all day and you're main intention is to get hammered, dance naked on tables to baywatch theme in clubs and wake up in a confusing location.

Apres ski is not necessarily confined to the evening and can infact continued throughout the next in conveniently placed bars on the piste.

Surrey Snowsports party like animals after a days skiing, their apres ski is legendary.

by flipdazed May 3, 2010