Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome

(Abbreviated SASS) A state of mind in which the sufferer (the Self-Appointed Saint) patronizes others, under the belief that they helped those people attain some sort of salvation. Although it's similar to God Complex, SASS is different in that sufferers use an unnecessary amount of compliments and gifts to patronize their victims. This makes the victim feel as they are below the Self-Appointed Saint, and thus makes the Self-Appointed Saint feel like they are of an elevated status compared to others.

Person 1: Even though I said no, John gave me his old Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge. Now, he keeps inviting himself over for dinner every week and makes me hang out with him everyday after work.
Person 2: Sounds like he's suffering from Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome

by Realnigga9499 July 13, 2017

Dental Appointment

Repeatedly punching someone or something in the face; so much so that they require a dental appointment.

Bro #1 - Bro, that guy's been talking shit about you all day...
Bro #2 - What!? Man he's just asking for a dental appointment...

by Paul_5921 February 14, 2012

Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff

The self-righteous asshole who insists on holding ALL communter traffic to 1 mph UNDER the posted limit

Look at that effin' Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff up there, running 44mph in the left lane while granny's leading the parade in her K-car on the right!

by Slow Boil June 4, 2009

Chile Appointment

When you have an appointment to have sexual intercourse with a male.

“I got my chile appointment tonight.”
“Hey gurl, I’m tryna crack my back with this chile appointment tonight!”
“Maria really cancelled on us for a chile appointment!”

by boricuabooty January 20, 2020

Nail Appointment

1. A scheduled time during which one has their fingernails polished by a professional.
2. A socially acceptable term for the act of fornication (sex). See nail.

1. Ruby has a nail appointment at the salon before prom.
2. Denise has a nail appointment at the hotel after prom.

by Bandits April 25, 2008

Doctor's Appointment

Making plans to chillax with one of the original "doctors" (A.K.A. badass dudes) in advance, as to warrant the label "appointment." Dissimilar to simply "hanging out" with a "doctor" for the fact that it takes planning in advance to have a "doctor's appointment" with one of the doctors.

Guy 1: "Dude, I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrrow, you want to come over?"

Guy 2: "F*CK YEA"

by drfooty January 16, 2011

Dentist Appointment

(n.) A terribly unsatisfying blowjob; a blowjob involving too many teeth for the penis's own good

Dave: I would LOVE to get some head from Kate
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010