To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.
by Darko October 05, 2004
Get the Johnny Appleseed mug.1. A sex act in which a man uses his thumbs to pack his testicles into an ass hole -- similarly to how one would pack a seed into the earth vis-à-vis the folk myth of Johnny Appleseed.
2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.
2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.
Richard Gere wouldn't have made such a name for himself if Pauly Shore had given him a Johnny Appleseed instead of that poor gerbil.
by Balki Bartokomouth September 06, 2013
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Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.
by Sean Cookson August 24, 2007
Get the Johnny Appleseeds mug.When some one puts cold apple sauce in their mouth and then performs fellatio on a male.
Variants:
Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce
Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind
Variants:
Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce
Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind
BUDDY: "Some dude in the bar last night pulled out the Mott's Apple Sauce, filled his mouth with it and went down on me!"
ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"
ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"
by Patriot Academy Cadre June 08, 2011
Get the Johnny Appleseed mug.The quantitative mixture of malt liquor, bagged/boxed crisp white wine. This lovely cocktail is crisp and refreshing, while providing you with the alcohol percentage you need to have a fun filled evening.
by foodknowledge February 21, 2011
Get the Johnny Appleseed mug.When I fuck a girl and then stuff my ballsack in her pussy so that the whole thing is in there at once!
I fucked that single mom on he living room couch and then pulled a Johnny Appleseed when I stuffed my nuts in her pussy right behind the big sausage!
by D Flawless June 02, 2018
Get the Johnny Appleseed mug.A lesser-known figure in the botanical history of The Americas. Instrumental in promulgating genetic diversity across all terrains and a variety of subjects. Known for: powerful pheromonal presence, wide-spread dissemination, and proclivity for cupcakes.
See also: seed-dispersal; American history; biological urges; tales from the New York elite; The Hero's Journey.
See also: seed-dispersal; American history; biological urges; tales from the New York elite; The Hero's Journey.
by A modest historian July 07, 2018
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