applesauce

a 1920's slang word meaning nonsense
Stop talking that applesauce!
by Ellie December 06, 2004
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applesauce

the feeling of being an apple that was left on the tree when all the rest were harvested and then picked only to be put in a jar as applesauce.
He makes me feel like applesauce

Today i feel really applesauce
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applesauce

When the shit you just took is soooo disgustingly mushy that no wiping will clean your ass resulting in crap all over your underpants.
Man, I had some bad diarrhea last night. My shorts are stickin' up my butt. I think I got some applesauce goin' on down there.
by airbiscuit December 22, 2008
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applesauce

when you take a large shit out of your tight asshole and you forgot you have a little shit left inside hours later
Wow, man I got so much applesauce inside my ass, i should have wiped better!
by hard cack October 26, 2011
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Applesauceable

often mistaken for applausable and vise-versa

1. adj. To describe someone bangable or another word of saying I'd tap that.

2. adj. To describe apples or, in some cases any other type of fruit or vegetable that look particularly good for applesauce.
1. "Damn," Fraser remarked. "Annie is so applesauceable."

2. Flora raided the refrigerator for anything applesauceable that she could put into the pot.
by Anirora July 01, 2010
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applesaucing

"I like applesaucing my friends with my dog, when they fall asleep."
by GiMarie February 15, 2013
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applesauce

A 'code' word used to describe a sexy female to your buddy when other words such as "sexy bitch" or "fine ass" aren't appropriate at the moment due to other people, environment or the female you're talking about is within listening distance.
Standing in an ER when a fine ass nurse walks up to look at a chart-

1) make eye movement towards female
2) get attention of buddy
3) announce: "applesauceee"

bahaha >:)
by Dr. Bunghole July 06, 2011
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