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Appalachian Applecart

Where you shave a girl's snatch so she'll think you're gonna munch on it… only to find out that she's flipped on her stomach, put in the full nelson and ass fucked like Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.
Damn, she must have rode the Appalachian Applecart last night... she's got razor burn and she can't shit straight.
by Swearengin August 27, 2012
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Applebapped

Verb; To get completely wasted at an Applebee’s restaurant.
“Dude, you wanna go play basketball?”
“Na man I can’t. I got totally fuggin’ Applebapped last night.”
by Brunola88 March 26, 2018
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Applecross

by JIm September 22, 2003
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Applecation

An application made for the iPhone or iPod touch.
I have like 69 applecations on my iphone!
by Baconis D Licious January 4, 2010
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Applegasm

The joy of owning an Apple product is so great, the owner or potential owner will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the owner's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.

Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with an empty mind, zombie-like grin.

Applegasms are most common after owners or potential owners stand in line for hours or days while waiting for the next great product.
Dude, you got the new Apple! you look like you just had an Applegasm.
by Applegasmer September 13, 2012
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Appletastic

a cute person who has rosy red apple cheeks, falls often, and is quite silly
Did you see what Ann did? She is so appletastic...
by teeeeheeee;) November 16, 2010
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ass over applecart

When one is hit by something stopping their front side but the rear continues going up and forward causing a roll
When the soldier spray the wild dog with the fire hose it went ass over applecarts
by Charlie's angel December 9, 2016
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