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Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.
"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"
by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016
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Johny Apple Seed

A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.
I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.
by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006
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Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.
I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place
by Glen S. May 18, 2006
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Johny Apple Swoll

A nickname for someone who works out and gets swoll like a beast, and plants the seeds of determination in all that observe him.
Dude 1: "bro look at that little guy over there he is so small but he's benching like 315!"

Dude 2: "I am so ready to work out now! that guy is a total Johny Apple Swoll
by DutchBeats May 3, 2011
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Applejohnnery

A term used for online forums when somebody double posts the same post.

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in the family guy episode "Dammit Janet" where lois puts stewie into childcare during the daytime and works as a stewardess, stewie goes down the slide on the playground and stands at the bottom and his friend comes down behind him and knocks him down so stewie yells at him "leonard you pudgy faced applejohn, i will not be made a fool of"

thats one of my favourite family guy quotes, and it just kind of came to me one day when somebody double posted so i started using it regularly and it just stuck.
somebody has a slow internet connection and a lack of patience and hits the submit button twice, resulting in a double post. thus inviting someone to calle "applejohnnery!!!" on them.
by Craig Stevenson June 29, 2006
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if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader
XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....
by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023
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