A potent portmanteau of 'application' and 'competent,' meaning "generally good at interacting with software." Theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.
"become more apetent (sic) for females!"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"
by mattlohkamp January 19, 2010
by Hungry Hungry Hoopo March 13, 2009
The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.
by AnotherSynonym February 16, 2009
Brian: Hey Kevin, any beers above 10% ABV?
Kevin: No.
Brian: Let me get one of your appetizer beers then for now.
Kevin: No.
Brian: Let me get one of your appetizer beers then for now.
by Keep The Glass San Diego February 02, 2019
Sex Appetized persons are those who experience the good needs on a somewhat regular basis. They frequently think about sexual actions (although not necessarily about sex itself), often at inopportune times (I.e. During a test or at a club meeting). They find it difficult to restrain themselves from engaging in such actions when in close proximity to another sex appetized person with whom they share a mutual romantic interest. While they may experience the good needs as a result of seeing an attractive person when they are single, they do not act on such impulses
Jamie: Man, I really wanna do some nasty stuff to that guy over there
Caroline: But you're not gonna do it right?
Jamie: nah, I'm only sex appetized right now.
Caroline: But you're not gonna do it right?
Jamie: nah, I'm only sex appetized right now.
by Casapadrazquez November 26, 2015
Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it
by von groovy March 31, 2019
The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.
by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019