existential appetizer

A saying or proverb that stimulates deep thinking but does not satisfy

Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it

by von groovy March 30, 2019

Appetissert

A portmanteau of 'appetizer' and 'dessert'; having a dessert food as an appetizer before a meal (i.e. breakfast, brunch, lunch, & dinner)

I'm fine man, just had a little appetissert before dinner, is all.

by JMReader December 25, 2021

shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.

The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's

by silverspoon catcradle November 4, 2016

Alabama Appetizers

The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.

“In looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”

by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019

no appetizers just entrees

Skipping that foreplay bullshit (appetizers) and jumping right into sex ( the entree).

Guy 1: Yo man did she blow you before you fucked her?

Guy 2: Nah man, no appetizers just entrees.

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Fuck foreplay man, I dove right in and got it

by macmanjeff1992 November 25, 2010

going out for appetizers

a casual, no-strings-attached hookup.

guy 1: Stephanie is lookin good tonight. Is she single these days?
guy 2: I'm not sure, but if it were up to me, we'd be going out for appetizers tonight.

by littlewanton September 23, 2011

Appetizer

What idiots call an appetiser.

What is an appetiser?

What idiots call a starter

A: I'm going to have an appetizer of nachos.
F: You mean you're going to have an appetiser of nachos.
Y: You mean you're going to have a starter of nachos.
A: Then I'll have an entree of Spaghetti Bolognaise.
F: You mean you're going to have an entrée of Bolognaise.
Y: You mean you're going to have an entrée of Bolognese.
D: You mean you're going to have a main of Bolognese.

by Is it 2022 yet? May 29, 2023