I DO apologize

Rather than taking responsibility or solving a problem that a company has caused you, they just use the three litte words to end the matter: "I DO apologize" with the emphasis on "DO". What they are really saying is "I DON'T apologize, nor do I give a damn about you, or the inconviences and money we have cost you, now hang up the phone and let me get back to my sandwich!"

After dinging the customer's credit card a third time, the phone clerk responded, "Yes I see we have overbilled you and caused your credit score to be lowered do to a mistake we have made but it is past 30 days and there is nothing we can do about it, I DO apologize".

by Rich Friedland March 15, 2009

MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome)

MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome) is a psychological condition that affects many people born between the years of 1985 and 2000.

Symptoms of MOAS

- Apologizing for things that do not need an apology.
- Apologizing excessively.

- Apologizing continuously even after the other person has accepted your apology
- Feelings of guilt for not meeting unrealistic expectations.
- Invalidating one’s own feelings / rationalizing them as insignificant.
- Self-Gaslighting

Person 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Person 2: You don't need to be sorry for that.

Person 1: Sorry.
Person 2: Stop apologizing. You must have MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome).

by kkkkkatie May 17, 2018

Apologive

To give a present to someone as a way to make up for wronging them in some way.

"I was apologiving to my girlfriend last night for cheating on her with her mom, but she just threw the sexy panties back in my face!!!...That is the last time I ever apologive to that frigid bitch"

by smason November 12, 2009

apologize

To make excuse for or regretful acknowledgment of a fault or offense.

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World, I apologize for George W. Bush's actions.

by imaperson November 3, 2006

Apologizing

a sex act where the man stands in the tank of a toilet

Jared is apologizing to his mom

by ironsnowball September 3, 2018

aLOLogize

–verb (used without object), -gized, -giz·ing.
1.
to offer a compassionate laugh, as for suffering or trouble

2.
to express sympathy or console by use of humor.

Gary aLOLogized with Denise after the death of her favorite stuffed dog.

by Nivush November 3, 2010

apologize

kissing Jesse Jackson's ass in an attempt to ask for forgiveness for offending the African American race. (As seen in South Park episode 1101)

Jesse Jackson: "Apologize. Kiss it."
Randy Marsh: "You want me to kiss your-"
Jesse Jackson: "That's right. Apologize."

by c_y_ January 4, 2008