fall apart

1 - If something falls apart, it breaks into pieces because it is old or badly made.

2 - If an organization or system falls apart, it becomes disorganized or unable to work effectively, or breaks up into its different parts.

3 - If you say that someone is falling apart, you mean that they are becoming emotionally disturbed and are unable to think calmly or to deal with the difficult or unpleasant situation that they are in.

Ex1: "The work was never finished and bit by bit the building fell apart."
Ex2: "I guess it was like that for you when your company started to fall apart."
Ex3: "I was falling apart. I wasn't getting any sleep."

by Freedomtalks February 19, 2019

You're tearing me apart, Lisa

An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.

Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Megan: Who's Lisa?

by ChuckChaser69 June 22, 2009

St. Moritz Apartments

A classic hollywood apartment building which was build in the 1920's and is located on sunset blvd.

The building has a long history and has been accompanied by guest such as Judy Garland and Robert Downy Junior, who received his first drug bust there. Former heavyweight boxing contender Mike "the bounty hunter" Hunter was murdered by plain clothes detectives on the roof during a drug sting gone wrong in 2006.

I would love to live in the St. Moritz Apartments but I need to have a kitchen and I'm not too fond of being murdered....

by Luketrizzy October 3, 2013

Shared Apartment

Similar to "Waffle Stomp" but done in the bath tub with a drain. When you go to stomp the turd down the drain it closes. Now you live in a "Shared Apartment".

I forgot I was in the tub instead of the shower... I still attempted to Waffle Stomp the nuggets down the drain but it closed. Now I live in a Shared Apartment

by Pride rock concrete meme team July 20, 2021

apartment pants

(Noun). A style of capri-like or long pants made of a loose, light, airy material mainly worn while lounging around in your apartment, or at a friend's, but can also be worn out for late-night trips.

Origin: Episode of "Friends" entitled 'The One With Rachel's Sister". Phoebe refers to Jill's "don't-you-want-to-rent-me-this-apartment? pants" as "apartment pants".

I want to change into apartment pants before Tiffany and Sara come over.

by littlebrownlab September 6, 2010

alearn

alearn; adj.

meaning: Brendon Freis' small penis
mostly used as a derogatory term against someone else, unless you are Pepper.

-"It's not just small. It might as well be alearn."

-"julie: LORENA, YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!
lorena: I AM NOT! YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!"

by incy ! July 2, 2009

not five feet apart

a reference to a vine in which someone says " two guys chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay". saying someone is not five feet apart means that they are gay.

rob:"did you hear that bob is not five feet apart?" josh:"oooh sh*t really? do you have his number?"

by breadsnorter December 9, 2019