by hteb78 November 27, 2012
Get the A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. mug.To perform spectacularly badly at an attempted task or activity, in a flourishing display of unprecedented misfortune.
Originates from the roleplaying game, Dungeons & Dragons, where a die must be rolled to determine a players' level of success in performing certain tasks. Rolling a one in such a situation would almost certainly cause the task to fail catastrophically.
Originates from the roleplaying game, Dungeons & Dragons, where a die must be rolled to determine a players' level of success in performing certain tasks. Rolling a one in such a situation would almost certainly cause the task to fail catastrophically.
Person A: My chocolate fondue fountain just exploded somehow, and ruined my entire house.
Person B: Wow, did you just roll a one, or what?
Person B: Wow, did you just roll a one, or what?
by Batomilami July 26, 2011
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a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload
- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday
- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad
- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad
by phatmaniac January 17, 2009
Get the busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad mug.Matt is very proud of an action he has just performed and remarks that it is "sheezy like a one deezy"
by turbojugz February 14, 2014
Get the sheezy like a one deezy mug."There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
Get the busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest mug.Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
Get the busier than a one armed paper hanger mug.this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.
by grataballi October 23, 2005
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