artichoke

The act in which someone uses their teeth on a penis, during a blowjob, in a scraping motion, similar to how one would eat an artichoke

"Dude, my penis is killing me. My girlfriend completely artichoked me last night."

by The Kosher Berger January 1, 2008

Okey Dokey Artichokey

A derivation of goodbye. Usually used after, "See you later alligator!"

CAUTION: Do not use with great frequency, for fear of looking like a big idiot.

X: I'm going to get the hell outta here.
Y: Okey dokey artichokey!
X: WHAT?

by Suave, Rico December 2, 2004

antipodean

New Zealand, Australian or South African decent

He's a typical antipodean

by James Jenkinson March 29, 2005

Artichoke

The want to strangle someone based solely on something they did or created, that angers you beyond belief. This is the top-o-the-line "I've had it" response

I artichoke the person that came up with cloth diapers.

I artichoke him for hitting on my girlfriend like that!

by mrman0315 February 4, 2010

Artichoke

A happy veggie. :)

"I'm an artichoke!" the carrot creid.

by hi June 1, 2003

Antipode

Antipodes are the direct opposite of Eachother
Like Canberra and The Azores (Or Nicknames for aussies and New Zealanders)

Bob: Those are some Sick Antipodeans.
Steve Irwin: Wot.

by Walmart Tech support June 14, 2018

.artichokemeplease

the sexist, hottest person ever

.artichokemeplease-my fav mutuals

by scottlanggirlfriend June 23, 2021