Anthropologist

An elderly person who studies ants

That anthropologist is very old

by InsignificantPerson August 25, 2016

Anthropologist

Someone who mispronounces everyday words but can say 'Australopithecus Afarensis' and 'Orrorin Tugenensis' without thinking twice.

Ten minutes after concluding his lecture on 'homo heidelbergensis,' the anthropologist asked his colleague if she wanted to go for lunch at 'Chip-o-latte.'

by merrium-webster2.0 November 27, 2021

anal anthropologist

Someone who specializes in anal intercourse with the opposite sex. Most anal anthropologists are named Richard and or Ricky.

That boy a Richard is a sick anal anthropologist.

by popeyetheman1 April 30, 2014