Attendance Question

Question you ask your professor during class to show him or her that you show up to class regularly. Useful for grade bumps at the end of the semester.

Person A: Why'd you ask Professor Land that question if you already knew the answer?

Person B: It was an Attendance question, duh!

by Amarinthe April 7, 2010

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Attendance

The only reason why you drag your ass out of bed in the morning, and then bitch about how you're not getting enough education out of the system.

Attendance is a bitch. Education is a bitch. Life is a bitch. You are a bitch.

by kickingwithyou May 13, 2016

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An Anticancel is a person that talks and talks a lot without adding anything to the conversation. In forums, these people have exceptionally high post counts and tend to be loathed by the rest of the community.

1 "Hey I just got a new bike"
2 "Cool, is it nice?"
3 "I have a bicycle."
1 "Its meh. Seriously hard to steer."
3 "I haven't ridden on my bike for 3 years."
2 "Was your bike cheap by any chance? I've known someone who suffered the same, and his bike was cheap"
3 "My bike is expensive."
1 "I don't know if the bike was expensive, it was a birthday present. My parents didn't tell me. :S"
3 "My parents don't like me."
4 "Stfu n00b Anticancel."

by Emperor_Jackal February 19, 2009

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Defensive Attendance

Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.

I don't have any questions for the speaker. Mine was merely defensive attendance.

by PsychoPuppyDad May 11, 2022

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