Anoose

The anus. Said with a strong "OOO" sound in place of the "uh" sound.

Gary's anoose is loose as a goose.

Gary's anoose has been wrecked by Rob, Sean, Jason, Chris, Vas, Josh, Scotty, and Adam.

That anoose is sugarmuffins good.

by skeetachya February 3, 2010

anoose

The rectum; bottom portion of your ass, aka the asshole. Bastardization of 'anus'.

My anoose is having a very difficult time excreting the shit out of my colon.

by AL August 13, 2003

anoose

anus + moose = anoose

Me: Hey guys !
Everyone: What ?
Me: ANOOSE !!!!! HOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by anoose August 4, 2007

Anoosed

When you engulf someone's head with your anus and then take a massive shit.

Ah dude, you should have seen Eliza last night. She got totally anoosed.

by Cute Harambae March 11, 2022

Anoose

a person no one likes

Random Guy: i hate that "Anoose" he is just so damn annoying

Random Guy 2: yeah he is

by Betersyndrome March 1, 2020

anoose

A anus that is so rancid that one would consider hanging oneself after being exposed to it.

I was planning on returning the favor when I got a whiff of that anoose.

by SwankeyDankey May 7, 2018

Anoose Moot

A chaotic fusion of emotional collapse and bodily tension caused by extreme gamer rage — especially when someone (usually named Bob) falls into a hole (both emotionally and in-game) and can’t get out. Said to swell deep within, where Bob’s suppressed grunts and frustration build until they erupt through an orifice somewhere between his anoose and the moot.

Origin: Discovered during an online game where Bob got stuck in a hole and lashed out for several days — and was still hurting.

Bob: "Pest, they’re coming from the west, PEST!" Bob shouted before falling into a hole and getting stuck. Moments later, a guttural outburst tore through the headset — his anoose moot had fully activated. Consumed by shame and frustration, Bob then attempted to team-kill as a form of emotional retaliation for the damage he had suffered.
Pest: "You're an Anoose Moot stuck in a hole."

by JoseConseko May 15, 2025