Well, after living in this town for the past 11 years, I must say it is kind of exciting, thats of course when your younger. This town starts to become suck ass boring! The phrase "Let's go Uptown" is a fucked up one. Here in Andover, kids will think they are cool going "Uptown" when actually its boring as fuck! Guys waste 4 hours of their afternoon by trying to impress girls that huddle around thinking nothing but themselves. Most girls in this town wear that Hollister Abercombie shit that is overpriced and not worth wearing. Guys think they have to wear skater clothes to keep up with the times! FUCK THE TIMES nobody in this town I mean nobody is their own person, its sick. There are more banks then you can even picture in ur head, theres banks left and right, its annoying... You have a Starbucks, Dunkins, Mcdonalds, and all of that crap. All the shit that gets you fat. Kids Here have more money than Jesus can stuff in his own pocket. The merchants here don't care if there's to many kids, they make booming busniess! People walk around with five 20's in their pockets thinking they got "Money in the bank." Man, society in this town is gay. Girls in this town dress very slutty but then again. THEY ALL PROUDS!! A kiss on the cheek will be for discussion for months! It's like damnnn where is this town headed!! Where are the people headed! Now to the boys, they all think they are ghetto or skater. It's pathetic! They waist hours of their lifes for prouds that give no action or not even a relationship. They all take it to seriously... Now they are normal kids that are their own person and I repect that. Well thats pretty much it, that Andover MA for you!
by Giani Ferrio January 18, 2007
A sweet town with untrue bull shit steriotypes. It is a town full of amazing creative kids with no crime and friendly people. Just because Phillips Accademy is located in Andover doesnt mean that everyone is rich. we have 2 huge appartment complexes and really safe neigborhoods. we also have a state forest where people hike, skate, and chill. down town is the best!! and the school system is AMAZING!!!! the lead singer of boyz like girls grew up here as well as Jay Leno! i have been around the world, i have been to 6 continents and the people in andover are the nicest people i have ever met!!!!
by ANDOVERROCKSLIFESOCHILLOUT February 03, 2011
. Andover
a town in Massachusetts filled with kids who have way too much time and money on their hands. Since there is nothing to do the weekend consists of raging it up at the Barretts house and hooking up with everyone you possibly can. Then go to school on monday and talk about it/start cat fights. Everyone is a bitch and thinks they are the shit. If you do not fall into the category of a slut, bitch, hottie, or dank then you must be jewish or asian
Andover is so sicky dank, lets rage it up
a town in Massachusetts filled with kids who have way too much time and money on their hands. Since there is nothing to do the weekend consists of raging it up at the Barretts house and hooking up with everyone you possibly can. Then go to school on monday and talk about it/start cat fights. Everyone is a bitch and thinks they are the shit. If you do not fall into the category of a slut, bitch, hottie, or dank then you must be jewish or asian
Andover is so sicky dank, lets rage it up
. Andover link send redefine 24 up, 8 down
a town in Massachusetts filled with kids who have way too much time and money on their hands. Since there is nothing to do the weekend consists of raging it up and hooking up with everyone you possibly can. Then go to school on monday and talk about it/start cat fights. Everyone is a bitch and thinks they are the shit. If you do not fall into the category of a slut, bitch, hottie, or dank then you must be jewish or asian
Andover is so sicky dank, lets rage it up
a town in Massachusetts filled with kids who have way too much time and money on their hands. Since there is nothing to do the weekend consists of raging it up and hooking up with everyone you possibly can. Then go to school on monday and talk about it/start cat fights. Everyone is a bitch and thinks they are the shit. If you do not fall into the category of a slut, bitch, hottie, or dank then you must be jewish or asian
Andover is so sicky dank, lets rage it up
by sharaya December 02, 2005
Ahh Andover just another shithole town in the UK. Full of chavs, roadmen,teenage pregnancies and drug dealers. Not a lot of history to it really I mean James Blunt grew up here (briefly) but that’s about it. Also should mention the schools here suck ass and are probably corrupt to the core.
by UrNansClapped May 07, 2018
Andover is a town in Massachusetts just north of Boston known for being filled with wealthy white kids. The popular kids started sending nudes when they were in the third grade, the asians are cool but the amount of them can be overwhelming, and everyone else is on antidepressants. To top it all off there's a serious herorin problem here, they made a whole documentary about drug use specifically in our town. I have a family friend who saw someone die of an overdose on main street, so we got that going for us. Seeing a girl in our town wearing something other than lululemon leggings is like seeing a unicorn, it's not necessarily a bad thing but none of them actually do yoga. Whenever i see a kid wearing a vineyard vines sweatshirt i always stop and wonder; "Do they actually like that sweatshirt or do they just want everyone to know their dad owns a yacht?"
by iactuallylikeandover August 19, 2018
Andover (Phillips Academy) is a shack that Samuel Phillips built with the money of his rich uncle, John Phillips under the condition that his school, Andover, would be a good ROUGH DRAFT for Phillips Exeter Academy.
Using Andover, which turned out to be a fairly good ROUGH DRAFT, John Phillips invested his own money (unlike is poor nephew) to build his own school and called it Phillips Exeter Academy. It's the final draft of what Samuel Phillips initially started with his uncle's money.
Using Andover, which turned out to be a fairly good ROUGH DRAFT, John Phillips invested his own money (unlike is poor nephew) to build his own school and called it Phillips Exeter Academy. It's the final draft of what Samuel Phillips initially started with his uncle's money.
OH WOW! ANDOVER LOOKS LIKE A ROUGH DRAFT OF EXETER! I WONDER WHY!
Mommy, why are Exeter and Andover both called Phillips Academy when Andover was built 3 years earlier?
Honey! It was built as a rough draft for Exeter! Exeter's the final draft in every aspect!
Exeter is to Andover as final draft is to rough draft.
Mommy, why are Exeter and Andover both called Phillips Academy when Andover was built 3 years earlier?
Honey! It was built as a rough draft for Exeter! Exeter's the final draft in every aspect!
Exeter is to Andover as final draft is to rough draft.
by socalizzGOOD July 15, 2010
Andover, Minnesota. The definition of suburbia, kids with "cute" cars, and a new high school. A lot of kids who came from the ghetto who are convinced Andover is "hard times," which it's not.
by Corn hole May 04, 2006