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two cats and a turtle

A euphemism for the male genitalia. Two cats (furry balls) and a turtle (the penis which retracts when it's cold).
Would you like to come to my house and sit on my couch and drink some wine? I have two cats and a turtle wink wink.
by Rudelittlepig April 20, 2018
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"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...
Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."
by Usebleach January 17, 2021
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A phrase, much like the f-word which can replace nouns, verbs, or other sentence parts.
DUDE, I just got a Wii!

Well than, skeet skat two cats and a bat!
by Char9 June 18, 2007
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carrot and a bottle

A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.
The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.
by pdtd April 9, 2022
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cap and a half

The word cap but taken to an extreme.

An outright lie or exaggeration.
You remembered to feed the fish? That’s a cap and a half.

Cap and a half!
by blushinginblue December 21, 2023
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