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simon and garfunkel

THE duo of the sixties, and THE greatest musicians of any era. Had a reunion at the Grammys several years ago, and held a nationwide tour entitled "Old Friends" last year. Popular for songs like The Sound of Silence, Mrs. Robinson, The Boxer, their amazing arrangement of Scarborough Faire, and Bridge Over Troubled Water. Paul Simon did almost all the writing, but they wouldn't have made it without Art Garfunkel, who provides amazing harmonies.
"Hello, darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk to you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains within the sound of silence..."
by Ricky Hernandez May 25, 2005
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Simon and Garfunky

A phrase often said when putting a Simon and Garfunkel record, tape or CD on, to indicate how funky the music is, and how you will get funky listening to it.
-Puts CD in player-
"Let's get Simon and Garfunky."
by tea and toast. July 9, 2009
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blood, sweat and Carly Simon

Characterized by intensity, introspection, difficulty and analysis, often accompanied by frustrating miscommunication, hurt feelings, sarcasm, long, stacatto text message exchanges, starch, and/or a compulsive need to talk about an event, thing, or situation. Credit to TT for this adept turn-of-phrase.
J: Why are you being so hateful?

E: Why are you?

J: My heart wants you.

E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.

J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.

E: Right on.

<kiss>
by JohnnyAZ May 19, 2006
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Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “
I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.
by Pheecees August 4, 2022
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SIMON_AND_SARAH

They are the cutest couple in the whole world! They will stick with each other no matter what! Many people are jealous of their relationship and tries to destroy it! But they will never succeed! It is a couple of gods wish! They will soon be married and have beautiful children together! Their love is based off the strongest ground that is impossible to tear down! Their love is far from what we are used to see, nobody else can Archive their love. It is the most beautiful and purest form of loving life could give. You can't compare their love with anybody else. Simon and Sarah is the most powerful couple on the planet. Love is all they need! Their loyalty, respect, honesty and love is irreplaceable. They are best friends and lovers. Their love will last forever until the death takes them apart! Simon and Sarah is the definition of love.
Simon and Sarah is the definition of love. SIMON_AND_SARAH
by Allineedislove December 20, 2016
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Simon and Garfinkel's

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.
Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.
by QuacksO December 6, 2020
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simon and Maria

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
Simon and Maria make a very cute couple
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021
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