simon amstell

very, very, very funny guy from england, co-hosts the best program ever popworld, he is cooler than you and wears transformer jumpers etc.

oh look popworlds on

by secret person. March 31, 2005

Amateur virgin

Someone who has only ever had sex with prostitutes/hookers ... basically anyone who's only ever gotten laid because they paid for it

"I heard Brian was an amateur virgin"
"What?"
"Someone said he told em he's only had sex with prostitutes"

by killuhkill May 26, 2015

Amsterdam whoopee cushion

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef

I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me

by Snvert97 February 23, 2021

The Amsterdam Hash King

A now famous folk hero, in his still virile seventies, who once travelled all about in his ‘66 Volkswagen van, hangin’ out and lightin’ up with all the beautiful women he left in his wake.

I remember that handsome, red-bearded Viking, we called him “The Amsterdam Hash King;” I ran my fingers through his long locks more than once!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Amsterdamaged

When in Amsterdam, you succumb to the available comodities, (i.e any drugs worth mentioning, intense clubs, crazy prostitution) and are severely burnt out, requiring a lengthy period of recovery.

My brother just got back from Holland, and he seems pretty amsterdamaged. I dont think he'll be going to work tomorrow.

by Mr2Fanatic September 21, 2005

Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.

I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.

by AnotherSynonym February 15, 2009

amsterdam

Ofcourse the ignorant outsider will see Amsterdam as one of the few places in the world where prostitution and smoking pot are legal. However, the capitol of The Netherlands is one of the most beautiful cities in Europe, with a very rich tradition. The city center consists of mainly warehouses built a few hundred years ago. It was that the ships set out to explore the Americas and the far east. Nowadays, people are among the best English speakers in Europe and the city is one of the safest places I know. It's a multicultural example for the rest of the world.

Amsterdam was a thriving city when New York was a puddle of mud - and it shows.

by Rubbaduck January 28, 2004