Animal abuser

A disgusting piece of breathing scum that should be wiped off the face of the planet in the most brutal way fucking possible for even daring to hurt the adorable floofs that god has blessed us with. All animal abusers should die a slow painful death of starvation then suffer for all enternity in the fiery painful pits of hell.

animal abuser: yeah, I hurt my dog yesterday for trying to love me
Awesome person: *beats the shit out of scumbag

by Totallynotkiki2005 December 9, 2018

abuser

Someone who is a danger to human beings. Abuse can take many different forms. Abusers can use prolonged abuse tactics over a long period of time to try to control, harm or damage someones reputation and/or to physically or psychologically harm them.

'Example' Abuser- Vitale opened websites about his victim. He tries to manipulate relationships, degrades and uses psychological torture and verbal insults to taunt people. Also uses stalking as a control tool. He is an abuser.

by wav394 January 18, 2008

user and abuser

Someone who is a user and abuser or User/abuser is a person who will use another person, usually in asking favors or special treatment, then purposely or even inadvertently abusing the relationship and thinking they are in the right. Often attributed to drug addicts and alcoholics yet can be a character trait of nearly anyone.

A person who befriends you and begins to ask you for things, like a ride, a cigarette, a couple of dollars etc.
Then one time they ask you for a favor and you cannot follow through because you don't have the time or resources and they belittle you, or get angry at you.
Other kinds of user-abusers will stretch their "Friendship" with you by asking more and more of you until you realize that they are truly abusing the relationship

PETE: "Here comes Fred, he's a friend of mine, we can get a cigarette from him. He's always got cigarettes".
"Hey Fred how about a smoke for me and my pal"?

FRED; "Sorry Pete, I only have a few left"

PETE: "Ohhh, mann, come-on, what about your buds man, we need a smoke man"?

FRED: "Nope, sorry man, that's the way it is now don't be a "user and abuser"

PETE: "Oh, see how you are man, I'm not a "User/abuser", and I told my pal here that you were my friend. We're outa here man"!

by SteamTrooper September 15, 2013

haha abuser

Similar to a lol abuser, a haha abuser is one who destroys the meaning of haha by using it every sentence to the point of making the conversation a joke.

If "lol" is crack, "haha" is heroine.

friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me :(
haha abuser: haha why?

haha abuser: haha sup?
friend: why do you laugh at me before the conversation has even started
haha abuser: i cant stop haha

haha abuser1: haha
haha abuser2: haha
haha abuser1: haha
haha abuser2: haha
...
*haha abuser1 dies from exhaustion*
haha abuser2: haha

by supulton March 30, 2009

amuse bouche

A small appetizer, usually served in fancy French or "Asian Fusion" restaurants before the waiter/ress takes your order. Sometimes one, sometimes as many as three small bites, showing off the chef's skill in creating and blending flavors.

I went to Cafe del Rey yesterday and they had the most amazing amuse bouche. I popped it into my mouth an d it was like being in heaven.

by ultimobear June 15, 2014

easily amused

0. A quality that can lead to dull excitement

0.5 A person who is easily amused finds pretty much everything around them interesting.

1. Can be used as an insult; simple minded.

2. Prone to infantile joy / amusement / many lulz

0. I am easily amused.

0.5
Person 1: WOW!
Person 2: okay then

1. "Little things please little minds / Small minds are easily amused" - a proverb

2. "omg LOL this caterpillar is so fat and has squishy feet but I can't see its spiracles 8D"

by SANITYSAKE December 22, 2009

sample abuser

Customer that holds up the line at an ice cream shop by repeatedly asking for free samples because he/she cannot decide what to order. This person is oblivious to the fact that there is only one employee behind the counter who is becoming as annoyed as the people in line.

Person 1: What took you so long at Baskin-Robbins? It doesn't look very busy in there.

Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!

by boratfan1 October 18, 2010