Foreskin amputation

Another term for circumcision.

I saw John's pecker he's got a foreskin amputation.

by Deep blue 2012 July 30, 2009

The Amputated Hand

The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.

Ricky was busy playing guitar, so he used The Amputated Hand trick.

by Asher Levi September 16, 2010

dick amputation

Nightmare of every man.
Doctors propose it as the last resort in case of gangrene, or dick cancer.

-Whats with that dickless Jason? He cries like a girl all the time.
-He had a cancer and suffered from dick amputation. So he's literally dickless

by dildo777 June 5, 2019

amputee

A person who has had one or more of their limbs removed.

"Dave" is now an amputee after getting his leg blown off in the war.

by dannyboy1373 October 24, 2007

Amputee

A man with a selective advantage over other men. His prosthetic replacement does not necessarily have to be a hand, but a re creation of the male Penis. It's more effective when the limb lost is an arm, just for maneuverablility purposes. Through this prosthetic he can now give two women pleasure at the same time, or one through two holes. Double Amputees can have foursomes in what some call a "sexual trinity."

Dude! That guy is so lucky he is a double amputee. He can now perform a sexual trinity.

I just left the VA hospital. I had my world rocked by a couple of amputees.

by reallywrong January 31, 2010

amputee

A man who is circumcised

I had to get lube to give him a handjob, because "junior" is an amputee

by Ashleey453 February 27, 2010

social amputee

Someone who, through extensive gaming, internet use, or other solo activity, has lost the use of their social skills.

Ever since Jeremy got into World of Warcraft he's become a complete social amputee.

by EgoAnt April 8, 2005