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Ambidicktrous 

When a man can use both hands to tenderize the meat.
"Bro you jerk it with the right or left?"

"Both dude, I'm ambidicktrous!"
Ambidicktrous by skeetskrt69 April 24, 2017

ambidicktrous 

Ability to use the right and left hands equally well during masturbation.
Steve was in a bad accident, broke his right arm in 2 places. Good thing he's ambidicktrous because I wouldn't want to be around him if he couldn't jerk off for 3 months!
ambidicktrous by Silky mane April 9, 2019

Ambidicktrous 

Can use both dicks, one is not stronger than the other.
"Did you see Kangaroo Jack in that new porn film? He's ambidicktrous!"

"Omg...Did you hear? Brad is amidicktrous...switched penises during the test!
Ambidicktrous by Swale327 September 23, 2020

ambidicktrous 

possessing the ability to jerk off/jerk someone off with either hand with equal success.
girl: can we switch angles my arm is getting tired, but don’t worry i’m ambidicktrous
ambidicktrous by comicsans3000 August 15, 2021

Ambiclitstrous

A woman with the dexterity to masturbate with her non-dominant hand
I wanked so much watching OF content that I gave myself carpal tunnel but no worries I'm ambiclitstrous
Ambiclitstrous by postwarbrit January 22, 2026

AmbiDICKtrous

When you start your masturbation career (about age 9-14) as a male, but your dominant arm/hand has a cast on it (you may have broken it riding a skateboard) and you get bored so you make it work.
"I can jack off and use the mouse efficiently, because I'm AmbiDICKtrous!"
"I'm right handed- unless im masturbating; then im AmbiDICKtrous!!"