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Amazonian Firefighter

When a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out, lights the girl's pubic hair on fire and puts it out with his semen.
It was so hot when Rodney pulled out the Amazonian Firefighter on Jessica. (No Pun Intended)
by Jovial January 9, 2005
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amazoning

To browse amazon for gifts or items to get. Much like "googling".
Rob was amazoning to find something to get his girlfriend for Christmas.
by NoSoup4U December 4, 2010
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Amazonian love sling

Sexy bra that you bought from Amazon.
Why don't you go put on that Amazonian love sling that I bought you.
by A. Carrington August 27, 2020
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Amazonambulism

Ordering something from Amazon using 1-Click and completely forgetting about it until it arrives at your doorstep and you open it up.
What the hell is this? I must have been sleepshopping again. Amazonambulism strikes again!
by semanticsteve March 19, 2010
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Amazonian Girl

A girl with the most exquisite looks. One that stands out in a room full of females. Has exotic features, curly fro, Stary eyes, amazing bubble butt, nice boobs and big thick lips. Also a woman that can hold her own, very athletic and Independent. Sparkly personality.
I was walking through the club when I saw this Amazonian girl named Jaq with a lime green bra. She was the most exotic looking woman I've ever saw I was Star struck for weeks.
by SamDot33 December 5, 2011
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amazonfail

amazon rank
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked

1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).

2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.

Etymology: from 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com’s website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include “Bastard Out of Carolina,” “Lady Chatterly’s Lover,” several romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.
I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly’s Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene, Amazonfail.



Alternate usage: My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay. It's totally an Amazonfail.
by Stephalopuff April 13, 2009
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amazonian spear throw

When a female is in doggy style position across the room and you sprint at her naked and try to to penetrate here ass. If you miss, your fucked.
Bro, did you hear about Jack?
"No"
Bro, he tried Amazonian spear throw last night and missed.
"Dayyyyym, he must have broke his dick"
by Purple6muffins9 May 16, 2016
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