Alwyn Mcavoy

Certified nonce

Oh look there’s Alwyn Mcavoy get away from him he’s a certified child predator.

by Alwyn Mcavoy October 4, 2020

Joe Alwyn

a daddy wbk! king of acting ended your faves! has sex with Taylor Swift!

Taylor Swift moaned softly in the middle of the night: “Joe Alwyn don't stop! Harder daddy!” as he entered her.

by NilsSjoberg13 September 10, 2020

Joe Alwyn

a daddy! has sex with taylor swift frequently!

Taylor Swift moaned in the middle of the night: “oh joe alwyn, don’t stop, harder daddy!”

by NilsSjoberg13 September 10, 2020

Alwyn Mcavoy

Certified nonce

Oh look there’s Alwyn Mcavoy get away from him he’s a certified child predator.

by Alwyn Mcavoy October 4, 2020

Alwyn Clark

Alwyn Clark is a word used to say "I am handsome" in tagalog/filipino/bisaya and any other filipino related languages.

Examples:

Ako ay isang "alwyn clark"

napaka-"alwyn clark alwyn clark" mo naman

Sa sobrang alwyn clark ni totoy, madaming babae nagkakacrush sa kanya.

by kidzain2 August 18, 2022

Joe alwyn

Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.

Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else

-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass

Probably reads gay fantasy books

Had like 20 songs written about him

Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat

Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)

Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure

Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"

by Mamawaffles July 13, 2024

Alwyn

An awesome man that always puts his family first.

He works very hard to ensure that his loved ones are happy.

He is a true gem!

She was lucky to have met such an Alwyn.

by @frano4u November 23, 2021