by BrookeheartsArturo June 7, 2007
Get the alotermug. When asked by his editor why he always spelt alot as one word, Dave wrote back:
"See, you are a prisoner of the English language and I am a language pirate. You are the British with their stuffy coats and large boring navies and I am sailing the high seas of the language with my crew in a fast, nimble ship evading you at every moment plundering the language for the good of the reader and keeping the written sea free of your rules. I've hoisted my flag and given you my finger. Alot."
"See, you are a prisoner of the English language and I am a language pirate. You are the British with their stuffy coats and large boring navies and I am sailing the high seas of the language with my crew in a fast, nimble ship evading you at every moment plundering the language for the good of the reader and keeping the written sea free of your rules. I've hoisted my flag and given you my finger. Alot."
by oblivionboy February 3, 2013
Get the alotmug. by 100%RealWords July 27, 2023
Get the Alotmug. The famous misspelling of "A lot", it is two words, not one. Learn your spellings next time.
You don't write afew, don't you?
You don't write afew, don't you?
Normal person with normal IQ: Yo guys, there is a lot of rain today!
Another normal person but forgot his spellings a bit: Yo guys, there is alot of rain today!
Another normal person but forgot his spellings a bit: Yo guys, there is alot of rain today!
by r1dfgamez December 17, 2018
Get the Alotmug. Kid on Roblox: "Thats alot of damage."
Teen on Roblox: "You do mean 'a lot', right?"
Kid on Roblox: "NO ITS ALOT"
Teen on Roblox: "Learn English, kid."
Teen on Roblox: "You do mean 'a lot', right?"
Kid on Roblox: "NO ITS ALOT"
Teen on Roblox: "Learn English, kid."
by D3rpyPixels July 22, 2019
Get the alotmug. A word that actually exists; but since it isn't found in dictionaries it drives people up the wall. A combination of "a" and "lot."
by David Horvitz March 5, 2005
Get the Alotmug. by watermelonontoast May 14, 2019
Get the alotnessmug.