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Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?
Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.
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by Zyeed April 19, 2019
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a very talented and handsome black man. A hustler at any means, someone who will go and get it. A ladys man. Amonte loves to have long,exhausting,wild sex. A smooth guy, cool where ever he goes
a very talented and handsome black man. A hustler at any means, someone who will go and get it. A ladys man. Amonte loves to have long,exhausting,wild sex. A smooth guy, cool where ever he goes
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by Mr.Bowser November 17, 2014
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- adv, adj
A female's frequent or possibly perpetual state of existence, the onset of which is usually triggered when anything happens to her, and brings about feelings of unwarranted apprehension, self-importance, and self-pity. Specifically, the possible criteria to qualify as being almost raped include the female: being in public, being glanced at by a male, nearly being glanced at by a male, presiding within 100 feet of a male, conversing with one or more other females who are or were almost raped, or recalling anyone the female has previously dated and currently dislikes.
- adv, adj
A female's frequent or possibly perpetual state of existence, the onset of which is usually triggered when anything happens to her, and brings about feelings of unwarranted apprehension, self-importance, and self-pity. Specifically, the possible criteria to qualify as being almost raped include the female: being in public, being glanced at by a male, nearly being glanced at by a male, presiding within 100 feet of a male, conversing with one or more other females who are or were almost raped, or recalling anyone the female has previously dated and currently dislikes.
"That guy was totally eyeing me with his peripheral vision! Can you believe it? I was almost raped!"
by Avian Chaos June 25, 2008
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