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Alistair 

Alistair:

A person who is genuine. An Alistair is usually always hot. He cares about people as much as himself. A kid who dresses nice and tries to impress, but not in a cocky way. An Alistair usually has dark blue eyes and has stylish hair. He is tall, handsome, and fun to be around. He plays sports but usually "sports talk" is boring to him. He is usually shy to most people, but he can be the life of the party if he wants to. People are jealous of an Alistair. An Alistair is also smart.
"Woah, did you see that guy?!?!"

"Ya, he is in my class! Super nice guy, and cute."

"I need his number. Is he like an Alistair?"

"YES! He is an Alistair! I want his number too!"

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"God dude. He has everything. Why is he so lucky?"

"I don't know man. He's such an Alistair."
Alistair by Alist er August 22, 2012
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allstar cheerleaders

Allstar cheerleaders are cheerleaders who cheer for a competitive allstar cheerleading team. They only compete, they do not stand on the sidelines to cheer on a sport, and they are not affiliated with school cheerleading.



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Indiana Cheer Elite Allstars are an awesome allstar cheerleading team.
allstar cheerleaders by HeeheeHaHa January 16, 2004

Allister 

Allister is one of the best people you can ever meet. From my experience, he’s the best thing I could’ve asked for in my life. He’s so sweet, kind, funny, and outrageously handsome..he’s also very unique! He usually has dark brown hair and beautiful dark brown eyes with glasses. If you ever meet an Allister, you better steal him before anyone else does!
Guess who I met today? I met an Allister!
Allister by gloncc ;) November 25, 2019

Christian Allister 

Christian Allister is the hottest man to live. He is incredibly sexy, smart and he READS about stars. He is a dominant green god and he has the hottest abs to exist. If you think Christian Allister is not hot, seek professional help.

The Allstar Ache 

The Allstar Ache is the infectious disease that comes with listening to too much music by the band Allstar Weekend. Symptoms may include band obsessions, uncontrollable checking of the A-DUB Facebook, Twitter and MySpace pages, and/or swooning over Michael, Zach, Nathan or Cameron. The Allstar Ache is currently incurable.
person 1: Have you heard of Allstar Weekend?

person 2: Yes! I totally have The Allstar Ache!
The Allstar Ache by jennie34 April 22, 2011

aleistar black 

A badass professional wrestler that has amazing theme music and a road house kick called black mass that makes Peter Griffin and Patrick Swayze shed a tear.
Hey Adam Cole and Ricochet are great but aleistar black is probably gonna make you think different.
aleistar black by StickyMilk January 18, 2018

dirty alistair

A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.

Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.
dirty alistair by F1Chick March 11, 2019