Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

pledge of allegiance

Daily address read in public schools. Instated by Congress. Later, Congress adds "under God" to the Pledge. Somehow fundamentalist Christians believe Congress passing a law respecting an establishment of religion doesn't violate the whole "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" thing.

America was founded on God and not freedom. If you disagree, I invite you to move out of our great theocracy.

by The Eyes of Texas March 15, 2005

Foreign Allegiance

Also known as FA. A small community on the internet, with a bunch of cool people playing funny games together. Although FA has some members who seem to ruin some off the fun (not gonna mention any names) (haha, just kidding, its Sam and Steven). FA is very famous for specially one of their members, called Steff aka Sir Psycho Sexy, because he is the sexiest person on the world! FA is also known for their great knowledge of wood. Specially members like Luke (Mczero), Jason (Selmuir) and Steff (Sir Psycho Sexy) (who btw )have detticated their life,to study wood) knows much about wood, and they even have thier own website ( http://www.freewebs.com/woodcollectorsworldwide ) FA is also known for their awsome sence of humor!

Look at those Foreign Allegiance guys, they are just awsome!!! Exept for Sam and Steven! :(

by Emo On Pogo-Stick March 1, 2009

Pledge of Allegiance

The Pledge of Allegiance is a form of indoctrination invented by the U.S. government and is crammed down the throats of young children who don’t know what it means. Translated into layman’s terms it means:

“I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes and is ruled by the views of the Christian god and where human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody.”

The first amendment was violated when they added ‘under god’ to the pledge of allegiance.

by Arikorv February 17, 2019

The pledge of allegiance

The weirdest cult like experience where you announce your undying loyalty to a country that is failing you. Required in schools.

The pledge of allegiance is fucking weird.

by Couch_King September 10, 2022

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE

A word that means the same thing as promise, pinky swear, swear on my life, ect. what you tell someone when you want to assert sincerity regarding a promise.

"Do you promise to meet me at the mall at 2 o'clock, Pledge allegiance ok?" "Ok,ok, I pledge allegiance." (or,) "What happened to you? you said you would not leave me alone at the party, but you did! "Did I pledge allegiance?" "Um, no. But..." "But nothing. Did I pledge allegiance?" "No..," "Alrighty then."

by Brittany T April 23, 2008

i pledge allegiance to the swag

when you're too cool to pledge allegiance to the flag alone

i pledge allegiance to the swag mothafuckaaa!

by lovemeizurukanadepleasepleasep January 4, 2021