alkamist

An old dirty man, usually starting trouble everywhere he goes. Loves a gay football team. Also referred to as "alkashit"

Hey its really quiet in here, let's hope alkamist doesn't show up and fuck it up!!

by Puda:) January 7, 2017

Alkaseema

Alkaseema - Someone that cuts and wounds somebody. e.g "the arm, leg" ect. then has sexual intercourse with that wound

Bill - "oh my god, i would love to cut her forehead and stick my juicy cock in there and do a little alkaseema"

by Ali-G's-daddy March 16, 2009

alameda

An increasingly yuppie little island town in the Bay Area. What you will find; SF transplants, awesome restaurants, old homes, and tree lined streets. What you won't find; affordable housing,big box stores, or much crime. However, having Oakland right across the water does cause some spillage of ghettoness.But it does seem like the gap between the two cities is getting wider and wider by the second.

"Duded what did that bumper sticker say?"
"Alameda, Where hipsters go to breed."

by chuck 02 February 17, 2008

Alamelu

She's a fun, loving and kind person who is smart and beautiful in her own ways. She undermines herself and therefore consider herself as an average person. But the fact is she's one of the smartest and intelligent person you'll ever meet in your life. Be grateful to have Alamelu in your life coz she's the best you'll get as a daughter, as a sibling, as a friend and as a partner.

Love your partner like the way Alamelu loves chicken biryani.

by profescr7 November 23, 2021

alameda, ca

I love alameda so much. its a small city and i feel a strong sense of community living in it. Everyone is so friendly. It is pretty racially diverse. It is very clean and has a lot of trees. I feel very safe in alameda. It has a great theatre and cute restaurants ( a little overpriced ) Everynight basically everyone has a view of a sunset and beautiful skyline of sf over the water. I love it so much and its a joy every night. The weather is AMAZING. its always slightly sunny with a soft breeze. never gets too hot or too cold. I also love how its right near Oakland and Sf. This way you can enjoy the fun of these two cities while living in a nice clean place.

My hometwon is alameda, ca and I am very proud

by hannah kingston May 4, 2022

Alameda peeps

A popular forum used by Karens to complain about nothing happening in Alameda

Homeless man: spare change?

Karen: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IM PUTTING THIS ON ALAMEDA PEEPS!!!!

by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022

alamedine

Widely problematic gangster wannabes located in Sydney nsw Australia. Often known to have pointless beef with other arab gangs hamzys and are often weak but come in large amounts

person 1: damn bro did you see that alamedine

person 2: yeah bro he was attacking that hamzy for no reason

by snoop fish November 24, 2021