alkamist Share definition Flag An old dirty man, usually starting trouble everywhere he goes. Loves a gay football team. Also referred to as "alkashit" Hey its really quiet in here, let's hope alkamist doesn't show up and fuck it up!! alkamist by Puda:) January 7, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the alkamist mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch