the stupidest math program ever. i hate it, and so do you. it is used in some places to help kids with math, but it just makes them want to commit suicide. it is very dumb because it makes parents think that their kids want to do math, which, duh, they don't. so next time, before you go onto aleks, be sure to stop, look, and throw your computer out the window. no one likes it.
by silentfridge November 14, 2007
by wetwillie73 February 5, 2009
Person One: "Sooo...How do you spell your name?"
"With A 'C' right?"
Person Two: "Fuck No, Im Not Gay"
Person One: "Ohhhh...Ok, So 'Alek'"
"With A 'C' right?"
Person Two: "Fuck No, Im Not Gay"
Person One: "Ohhhh...Ok, So 'Alek'"
by Cheese From Space September 4, 2007
The coolest and most popular kid in school, he is smart, funny and sexy. Almost every girl wants to be his girlfriend and they can't resist looking at him.
by Mr. Dab March 5, 2016
The most horrible math practice website ever. It makes you want to punch the computer screen, then throw the computer at the wall, then bang your head on something (repeat 999,999,999,999,999 times), and then run outside screaming . The explanations aren't even good, and they confuse even the smartest people. ALEKS is torture. No one wants to spend hours on some website that makes math horrible. ALEKS will make you dumber. It keeps you up till midnight just because you didn't finish those last 2 minutes or 1 topic. The creators of ALEKS are either oblivious to the fact that kids despise it, or they just enjoy watching us being tortured. If your school ever makes you do ALEKS, run away. Run for your life and precious childhood.
Person 1: Our school it starting to make us do ALEKS
Person 2: NO. Don't do it. It's pure torture
Person 2: Crap.
1 week later, 12:42 am:
Person 1: "UGHUGHUGHUGHUGH STUPID ALEKS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JUST GO AWAY AND STOP TORTURING US!!!!!"
*Punches computer, throws it out the window, bangs their head on the refrigerator, runs outside and screams, waking up all the neighbors*
Person 2: *YAAAWNNNN*
"What the heck is that?!?!??!"
*looks outside, sees Person 1 going crazy and screaming about ALEKS*
"I warned you."
Person 2: NO. Don't do it. It's pure torture
Person 2: Crap.
1 week later, 12:42 am:
Person 1: "UGHUGHUGHUGHUGH STUPID ALEKS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JUST GO AWAY AND STOP TORTURING US!!!!!"
*Punches computer, throws it out the window, bangs their head on the refrigerator, runs outside and screams, waking up all the neighbors*
Person 2: *YAAAWNNNN*
"What the heck is that?!?!??!"
*looks outside, sees Person 1 going crazy and screaming about ALEKS*
"I warned you."
by rushingwaterfall May 9, 2018
A very mardy person who says "im serious" a lot. She loves math and science and rubiks cubes. She has a massive obsession with rubiks cubes, she is never seen with out one. She has loads of friends, who are better than her.
by stan talent, stan loona December 31, 2019