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Alcogenius

The one inspirational thought that will help define a moment that would never have occured whilst sober.
The road was long and wound like a snake to the summit. Suddenly my alcogenius kicked in and I tackled the hill head on. Only to find it wasn't such a good idea and I got stuck half way up and had to be rescued by the coast guard.
by Insomniax2 August 3, 2008
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Alcovirgin

Somebody who has never experience the pleasure of alcohol before in their life whilst above the legal age.
That guy over there, I heard he's an alcovirgin. What a loser!
by Jaacksn April 15, 2021
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Alcohero

Someone who thinks that they are a real player after having a party and drinking alcohol. This Alcohero syndrome often occurs in prepubescent boys who had just experienced their first taste of alcohol, they also feel the need to brag on about it the next day - trying to seek enormous amounts of attention.
Alcohero Boy: 'Awh dude! You should have seen me last night drinking all that booze! I was totally wasted! I'm sooo cool!'

Other person: 'So how many beers did you have?'

Alcohero Boy: '...one.'
by Sprayframe September 28, 2010
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Alcovirginity

Something you lose after your first time experiencing the sweet loving touch of alcohol.
Could you help me lose my alcovirginity, please?
by Jaacksn April 16, 2021
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Alcoheimer's

The inability to remember what you did last night due to massive alcohol consumption.
I woke up New Years' Day with a bad case of Alcoheimer's.

Tim has Alcoheimer's. He didn't remember picking up that cougar at the bar.

Sally woke up in a strange apartment with Alcoheimer's.
by elbid January 1, 2010
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alcorexic

Adj. (al-ko-rex-ic)

Individuals (particulary females) who prefer not to take in excess calories in fear of weight gain - and therefore choose to eliminate food from their diet in favor of consuming all of their calories from alcohol.
When the gang all went out to dinner, Lisa didn't order an entree and instead had six martinis. She's definitely an alcorexic.
by Ashley Larson January 8, 2009
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alcorexia

Alcorexia is a syndrome where a person on diet will drink but not eat, in order to consume fewer calories. You end up at this bad result from some simple logical steps:

1) You are on diet and counting calories.
2) You are going out for drinks with friends. You've got to be social!
3) You realise that beer and wine have a lot of calories.
4) You have to decide how to avaoid going "over budget" for your calories - eat supper and drink water later, or skip supper and go drinking?
5) You decide to go drinking!
6) You drink on an empty stomach
7) Hilarity ensues. Hilarity often includes falling over or vomiting.
Alcorexia involves skipping meals to save calories, calories that are "spent" on alcohol instead.
by CityNewt1 June 16, 2011
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