alcohol

The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

by Matt J September 22, 2005

alcohol farts

After a solid day or evening of drinking, the human body expels the no longer effective ingredients in alcoholic drinks in the form of horrorendous fecal air gas which in return is the most effective weapon for Dutch ovens or underblanket farts.

Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.

Damn, I got my drink on last night, now I have the nasty alcohol farts. Can’t wait to burn Betty’s nose hairs with the next one!

by Charles Blue-it August 6, 2018

alcohol to sound ratio

The ratio that dictates that the more you drink, the louder you talk.

The later in the evening we go to that fine restaurant, the more likely we are to be sitting next to a large and obnoxious group of folks who will personally demonstrate the alcohol to sound ratio for us.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Alcohole

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole

Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.

by Lionchick January 17, 2009

An alcohol

One who destroys one's family, or the families of others.

He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.

by your real name   October 19, 2010

Alcohol Poisoning

A serious medical condition which presents itself after a person drinks too much, should not be taken lightly and should instead be taken directly to the emergency room, drunk is different than alcohol posing the way to recognize the difference is one is coherent and the other is not, if someone has alcohol poisoning it is important to make sure they don’t stop breathing and that they don’t choke on their own vomit

Girl: I think he has alcohol poisoning

Boy: He’s just drunk he’ll be fine

*12 hours later*

Girl: He isn’t breathing and he’s cold I fucking told you he had alcohol poisoning don’t just stand there call 911

by GayCloud June 24, 2018

suit and tie alcoholic

A very successful professional, often a businessman, who is also an extremely heavy drinker on the side

"He just had 15 shots of Jameson and has to present at the 8AM investor meeting tomorrow!"

"Don't worry about it, he's a suit and tie alcoholic"

by el.boris2 November 16, 2011