suit and tie alcoholic 

A very successful professional, often a businessman, who is also an extremely heavy drinker on the side

"He just had 15 shots of Jameson and has to present at the 8AM investor meeting tomorrow!"

"Don't worry about it, he's a suit and tie alcoholic"

suit and tie alcoholic by el.boris2 November 16, 2011

AlcoLOLic

An individual that combines their love of alcohol with their love of a good laugh, especially online.

As their alcohol intake rises they laugh harder and their comebacks become snappier until the critical point is passed and they, and their posts, go into sharp decline.

Normally, at this point, wine is spilt on to the keyboard and they flounce off to bed.

John: Wow, Cookiee is getting funnier and funnier tonight.

Sean: She's an alcoLOLic, her funniness is in direct correlation to her alcohol intake.

John: She love's da vino!!!

coined the term Lady Tryhard SadassSydneySider Hyperado

AlcoLOLic by JustJayne September 11, 2010

alcoholic 

When one drink is too many, and a thousand aren't enough.

If an alcoholic just doesn't have that first next one, they are on the right track. That first one is the killer.

alcoholic by TnPat March 8, 2004

Alcoholic 

someone who knows there is no way to actually break someone other than convincing them to take a punishment for themselves such as picking cotton and the longer they do it, the more sketchy they look

Person 1: Imma do it in front of god, watch me not break afterwards lol.

Person 2: Lol you alcoholic.

Person 1: Lol r they against marijuana too?

Alcoholic by Bitchwhipped the cartel December 9, 2021

alcoholism 

drinking like you're in college when you're no longer actually in college.

It was normal for Joe to drink this much in college, but now he just has alcoholism

alcoholism by katiemac604 February 7, 2010

Alphaholic

1)A person who can text a message faster than they can dial a 10 digit phone number

2)Someone who seeks out texting plans without regard to rollover minutes

3)An individual who does not know their Blackberry has a digital key pad.

4) Someone whom, after answering 37 consecutive text message you decide to phone at the same # you have been texting, does not answer the phone. Immediately after leaving your message at the tone, this same person texts you to ask what it is you needed when you called.

I had to limit my son and his girlfriend to 30 text messages a month after a $300.00 cell bill (normal billing at $150.00). His girlfriend actually expressed her anxiety over not being able to text him. She is an Alphaholic, and needs rehabilitation.

Alphaholic by Kelly Ryan August 28, 2006

Alcoholic 

Someone who wakes up with a hangover only to start drinking again, regardless of what they have to do that day.

"Man, my head hurts. I must have had a blast last night. Ah, crap! I have to be at work in 30 min. I'll just grab 2 long-necks and be on my way!" This is a true Alcoholic.

Alcoholic by Hebb December 21, 2009