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Alasia

Most people. And with alasia is pretty brown eyes dimples very beautiful a great friend if you ever get an alasia in your life you the most luckiest person very smart and speaks her mind
Omg you see alasia looking good Omg I'm so jeleous of alasia
by alasia February 7, 2017
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Alaskan Nut

When you chug a frozen beverage right before you cum thus giving you a simultaneous brain freeze at climax.
The girl at the shaved ice shop gave me a blowjob and I busted an Alaskan Nut.
by tried these??? July 5, 2017
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Alaskan Firefly

When your girl is on her period, so you put a tampon inside the freezer and then stick it in her ass while fucking her.
"I put an Alaskan Firefly in her last night, pretty good shit."
by nuttery October 23, 2017
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Alasas

A term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the associated sentence, premise or conclusion. The word "alasas" feeds on the associated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the associate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. Kinda like Newton's third law of physics.

It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.

From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =

exact definition "based on the foundation of"

"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation

Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.

Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.
Terrence will definitely win by "Knock Out" in a boxing match with his roommate. Alasas

Or

Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.

Meaning :

I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.

Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.

Meaning: I will never get my money..
by Sparty311 May 4, 2013
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alaskan dick mask

When a man proceeds to ejaculate on a womens facial region while on a chairlift going up a mountain, she carries on by snowboarding/skiing down the mountain creating a frozen seamen based mask
"ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK?"

"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"

DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"
by BURRBURRSHWASTED August 5, 2011
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Alaskan War Horn

The act of jizzing in a Bugle chip, then placing the pointy end inside your or your lovers anus. After placing it, squat over your lover's face and fart into the Bugle. This will cause the jizz to spray over your partner's face.
"Hey Jack, what did you do yesterday?" "Oh, Jeremy and I gave each other Alaskan War Horns! Yum Yum!"
by Ask Ken To Dance With Me January 20, 2013
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Alaskan Firedragon

So the Urbandictionary definition made you curious too?
by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005
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