omfg that alabama hot pocket from last night was almost as warm as your grandmas cookies-which are very hot
by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. The practice of wearing two condoms at the same time with a layer of "Deep Heat", Chilli Paste or other such irritant between the two layers. Used whilst having sex with somebody of questionable sexual hygiene to the end that there will be an early warning if the first condom splits.
Good job I used the alabama hot pocket whilst porkin that blue waffle, she screamed like a banshee when the first one went
by Gobzzzie January 11, 2015
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. by Dick in the Chinese and black March 24, 2017
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. A hot pocket which is cooked in and/or by someone from Alabama. Often times the results of microwaving yields hot lava half way through the allegedly cooked hot pocket and ice crystals in the remaining bites.
by mosDefinite March 23, 2010
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. An action where one heats a hot pocket for about 30 seconds and then sticks their dick in the hot pocket pocket for a nice and smooth sensation.
by mastersweg May 31, 2015
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. by buckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuck May 22, 2016
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. a hot pocket from Alabama
by hunte and zahra June 21, 2016
Get the alabama hot pocketmug.