A person who lives in the country, has a fake southern accent, drives a beat up 1990-2001 white Chevy pickup truck, and has more than one confederate flag on their truck, phone, or house. If you meet 2 or more of these requirements, congrats! Your an Agus Stupitus!
Hey! Look at the Sheetz drive through, I see an Agus Stupitus getting a hamburger with a deer tied to the back of his old white Chevy.
by Luc1122 April 23, 2020

A cute and cuddly flufferer.
While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.
While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.
Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over
by ChiefPoof May 30, 2016

by Sprydle May 13, 2005

"Leigh anois go curamach, ar do scrudphaipear, na treoracha agus na ceisteanna a ghabhann le Cuid A." *Sweating profusely*
by Xx_RattyBoi_xX January 21, 2018

A stupid ass friend of yours has made an error in their speech grammatically.
To your friend : Hello fellow dumbass, how did you pass second grade? It's really not that hard to spell Arguing. You know, you can download this amazing app called grammerly so we can have talks and I don't have to tediously have to try to read gibberish to have a conversation with you.
To your friend : Hello fellow dumbass, how did you pass second grade? It's really not that hard to spell Arguing. You know, you can download this amazing app called grammerly so we can have talks and I don't have to tediously have to try to read gibberish to have a conversation with you.
Friend: Yea sure like I said believe what you want there is no point in agueimg
Friend: Agueing
You: what does Agueing mean?
Friend: Don’t know
I asked you a question. You made up this idiotic type of gibberish I think you should know Jacob
Friend: Agueing
You: what does Agueing mean?
Friend: Don’t know
I asked you a question. You made up this idiotic type of gibberish I think you should know Jacob
by Shopbecky.com July 22, 2021

by i guess she took the kids huh June 9, 2019

Someone who hates Ahgase, the fandom of GOT7. An Aguse is the opposite of Ahgase. If Ahgases are cute little birds, Aguses are crows!
Typ A: Look, Mark's dad made a typo and wrote Aguse instead of Ahgase
Typ B: that mf made it on purpose, he is the real Aguse here
Typ B: that mf made it on purpose, he is the real Aguse here
by ahgase_notaguse June 6, 2022
