The Agent

The Agent is a game where you have a group of people and one person is instructed to pretend to be a close friend of a target. The goal is to obtain specific personal information and report back to the group. It is usually much more easier on instant messenger.
Agent 1: Lets play The Agent

Agent 2: Okay

Agent 1: Your target is Sarah and you must find out why she broke up with Jack

Agent 2: Challenge accepted
by Agent Troll August 12, 2011
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Agents

In the film The Matrix agents are computer programs that resemble humans charged with hunting down anyone who poses a threat to the Matrix including rebels and those affiliated with them as well as renegade programs.

Agents masquerade as government agents resembling the Men In Black of UFO conspiracy theories, always dressing in dark suits and sunglasses and wearing earpieces that can be used not only to communicate with each other but to tap into the matrix and locate abnormalities. With the exception of Agent Smith, Agents seem to lack personality as they talk in monotone voices and never express any form of emotion.

Agents have superhuman abilities. They are capable of dodging bullets, punching through stone and taking over the body of anyone who's mind is imprisoned in the matrix. They are also seeming unable to feel pain. They also have pinpoint accuracy and always carry concealed desert eagles.

Agents can never truly die as when the are killed they are sent back to the Machine mainframe leaving the body they were inhabiting and can respawn using their earlier mentioned ability to take over one's body. The only way an agent can truly die is if they are deleted by the Machines or some other entity.

The Machines have influenced the government into doing the Agents' bidding as the agents operate under the guise of investigating computer crime and terrorism and are able issue orders to the police department.

The agents from the first Matrix film were deleted and replaced with upgraded agents who were larger, stronger, and faster and appeared in the second Matrix film. Some agents are granted authority over others, such as Agent Smith who commanded two other agents before betraying the Machines after his programming was disrupted, or Agent Johnson who led three upgraded agents in The Matrix Reloaded.

Neo is the only person to ever defeat an agent without the help of the environment. To date, Agents are still active in the Matrix universe.
Those are Agents holding him, three of them.
by redcommander27 September 13, 2007
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The Agents

The Agents (code names: H, L, and E), founded in early 2007, hold PHd's in kicking ass and taking names. They are rockstars of the highest caliber and pretty much pown everything. The Agents are adored by all, understood by few, and sexed up by whomever they choose.

They save children, but not the British children.
1) Creepers should never mess with the Agents, lest they they get powned like Cyrano de Bergerac powned Montfleury.

2) Agent L is so sexy, a greek man asked for a picture with her to prove she was real.

3) Every barista in the greater Pacific Northwest is infatuated with Agent E.

4) Agent H has been begged by the Queen never to return to the British Isles because of the flood of broken hearts she leaves in her wake. She is currently considering the plea. And planning another trip.

5) "Dude, I'm not going to mess with the biker guy with a rifle! He went to Harvard, and he's strangely sexy. He's way too Agent."
by Jujubear September 16, 2007
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agenting

Leaving a comment on someone's journal that is actually meant for someone else.
This guy keeps totally agenting me, and it's only making himself look silly.
by AceTracer June 14, 2004
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Agent

What conspiracy theorists like to call the people who don't believe in their wacko theories and who will argue against the theorists with reasonable arguments and evidence. Theorists will claim these people are working for the government and a part of the conspiracy.
Those conspiracy theorists called me an agent because I actually provided a reasonable explanation why a purple elephant didn't crash into the Pentagon on 9/11.
by Castun July 26, 2008
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agents

Creatures that can take over anyone's body that is still hardwired to The Matrix.
by Pat July 24, 2004
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Agent

Agent refers to a cigarette that is emptied and instead filled with weed (or a mix of tobacco and weed).

It can be used in public since it goes as a "cigarette".

Especially practical if you are in the pub/bar, or places where marijuana is not allowed.
Ex.1)"Did you bring the agent?"
Ex.2)"Should we bring an agent to the pub?"
by F.C Huges April 08, 2018
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