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Agent

a person, persons, or groups of people that are ignorant and follow the dystopia of the masses (aka, the in crowd).
In the words of my homeslice, O'Dawg:

"In the Matrix trilogy, All agent were dudes & wore suits. In reality...agents males & females wear & are the following ....

Males

White Tees, Blue Jean, dreadlocks, goodteeth, trapboys, crappy rappers,drive chevys, & are unfit baby daddies.

Females

Colorful dresses with sneakers, fluffy He-Man boots, bunny slippers (wears them in the public)

wear revealing clothes that show off their "bootydo", are usually babymamas, & only want to be nurses &/or do hair..

They both live to be ignorant & love all that is ignorant. Crunk music, Trap music,etc. They refuse to like anything that makes them think like Hip Hop & Education. They only live for the moment & curse around elders & talk loud on the bus or in public places. They go to public places & put their phones on speaker Like We Wanna Hear Their Convo!

They only listen to the radio all day & only buy mixtapes with the same 12 songs. Oh yea...plus they watch BET all day.

Most have kids & let them be babysat by the TV. The females pop gum or their tongues when they talk & the males talk like they have cotton mouth.....

As far as relationships. Males only want a female to hit & are scared to commit because of their want of "Living for the moment". & the females only want a "Trill azz negga"...aka a thug....someone who will be dependant of them & their walfare checks."
by Etarah August 1, 2006
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when something is extremely better than something else is
I am so much more agent than you are it isn't even funny.
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Ik wil graag agent worden (I want to become a cop / police officer).
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by Justin March 18, 2005
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Agent
1. The boss of the actor/actress/author who, if the actor or author is male, treats him like a child. There are some cases where an ACTUAL child is an actor.

2. A person who acts as an intermediary between sellers and buyers of real estate/real property and attempts to find sellers who wish to sell and buyers who wish to buy.
Daniel Radcliffe's agent doesn't let him make his own choices.

My agent was pushing me to sell my house for cash.

My agent said I should sell as many copies as possible.
by frabrizio December 17, 2017
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On: Zet to agent.
Ona: No raczej.
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a guy that is very dumb dumb and he only likes to play with epic gamer Jaydenz Epic and Writton and he looks like the Battle Pass
Agent is gay
by GAYFUCKER900 March 18, 2021
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