The aroma one has after recently engaging in sexual activity. Usually the scent of sweaty balls, ass and vagina.
Note: Your partner may enjoy this smell. Your co-workers do not.
Note: Your partner may enjoy this smell. Your co-workers do not.
Jay - Hey Onya...Why are you so late to work?
Onya - Oh I was busy...
Jay - Ew..wha...What is that smell. You smell like sex...No. You smell like afterfuck!
Onya - Okay...So like I said...I was BUSY!
Onya - Oh I was busy...
Jay - Ew..wha...What is that smell. You smell like sex...No. You smell like afterfuck!
Onya - Okay...So like I said...I was BUSY!
by dirtynap January 11, 2008
Get the afterfuck mug.The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.
Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave".
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown
by AniyahTheFatFuck November 5, 2013
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by zane overkill March 21, 2007
Get the aftermac mug.Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.
by Blankford1 December 7, 2013
Get the Aftermarket rack mug.When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"
Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...
Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"
Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"
by Zeval April 7, 2020
Get the Aftermarket Umbilical Cord mug.An unpleasant feeling some people infrequently experience when taking a drag of marijuana. Some report it as their brain exploding, or swelling of their heart combined with anxiety. It's only temporary and goes away after a few seconds.
by Purantsu January 16, 2017
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