afternoon wood

The same as morning wood, except it's when you wake up late (usually in the afternoon)

Dude, I woke up at almost 1 PM and I have some MAJOR afternoon wood!

by Smokey McJoints December 14, 2009

aftergasm

The calm, light-headed sensation after an earth-shattering orgasm has occured. This typically is accompanied by a tingling sensitivity triggered by the return of blood flow to all organs and extremities.

My aftergasm last night was wunderbar.

by c0x November 22, 2006

Good Afternoon

The most vile and unforgiving insult one could possibly utter in the 1800’s. Compared to the modern day “fuck you” or “eat shit”

Excuse me sir, could you spare just a bit of chowder? It’s been a bug to get a meal since the factory up and shut down.

Why don’t you get a job? There will be no hand outs or free bites. Good Afternoon to you sir.

by Unlimitedpower November 21, 2022

Afternoon Deelite

A specific brand of marijuana used to slow down bodily functions. The name originated on the comedy Arrested Development.

Michael: My mom is very stressed out, and, uh, she needs something that I can’t give her. Um... maybe a little “Afternoon Delight”?

Narrator: Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named “Afternoon Deelite,” a strain famous for slowing behavior.

Oscar: Well, sure. The question is, which way do I try to get it in her? Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.

by xfanatic50 December 22, 2005

afternoon skank

usually an easy fuck from a coked out party whore or skank who has been up all night doing god knows what till the wee hours of the morning. an afternoon skank is ususally best around 12 noon after a few hits of G. bring a noseplug.

wheres johnny? oh hes just upstairs with that afternoon skank. whose callin next?

by r johnny 126 July 23, 2010

afterholidaydementia

The type of feeling you get after a long holiday and going back to work. You forgot passwords, names of people, mails, meetings, etc.

It takes a few days to recover and get up to speed again.

Hey Bart, don't you remember what we talked about a few weeks ago?

Sorry Daniele, I am suffering from afterholidaydementia.

by elbartos January 11, 2022

Sunday afternoon

The time of the long dark teatime of the soul.

In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness that starts to set in about 2:55, when you know you've taken all the baths that you can usefully take that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the newspaper you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul.

by James Sheldon December 28, 2005