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School Administrator

School administrators are something rarely seen outside of captivity. They are glorified half-retarded paper-pushers who feel that they are making a difference when in fact all they are doing is making everyone frustrated and slightly constipated at the sheer though of all their bullshit. It is socially, morally, and ethically acceptable to shun said beasts and laugh at them when in the presence of third parties. As of the present, there is no definite cure to their insufferable bitchiness; however, a sharp blow to the back of the head with a large bat or similar instrument seems to be effective.
When Kenny was forced to confront a school administrator, the bane of the entire world's existence, he chose to commit Hari Kari in a futile attempt to avoid being prison raped by the admins presence.
by Mac___Crazy August 10, 2010
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Adriani

Adriani is the most supportive person you will ever meet. She’s a beautiful, unique girl filled with determination. Her heart is filled with optimism that can be easily spread and influenced on others. Her smile makes you smile.

Adriani is amazing.
“Im feeling down
Adriani- “Im here for you, always when you need me”
by Ariangel October 28, 2020
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Systems Administrator

A member of the IT department that handles desktops, servers, network, network security and phone systems. Pretty much any hardware and standard software. Usually given so many tasks that random shit that has nothing to do with his job is given to him. Pretty much the company whipping boy.
Big wig 1: The toaster is broken.

Big wig 2: Whoa whoa whoa! It's like your talkin Chinese! Ask the systems administrator to fix it!
by Itwasnotme February 4, 2010
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Santorum Administration

by pluhpkin August 1, 2012
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aerialist

An acrobat who performs feats in the air on a pole, aerial hoop, silks or trapeze

See also:badass
My friends: Why are you so thin? What exercise do you do?

Me: Oh, I’m only an aerialist.

My friends: What?
by a flying person March 27, 2020
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Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals
Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others
by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013
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Nazi Administrators

Evil overlords of computerized activity. Will ban just about anyone they don't like, even if they follow the rules flawlessly. Nazi administrators are generally megalomaniacs whos lust for power overwhelms all sense of judgement, which ends up resulting in terrifying abuse of admin powers. Examples of Nazi administrators can be found at the forums of Sonic HQ, and even here, where the Nazi administrators compulsively delete definitions by request of their other Nazi contacts.
Nazi Admin: Sieg heil!
Innocent person: What?
Nazi Admin: That's it, you're banned!
by somebody April 22, 2004
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