While watching a show recorded on a DVR (Tivo, etc), repeatedly forgetting to fast-forward past the advertisements because you forget you're not watching live TV.
"Dude, do you have adnesia or something? This is the third time we're watching the commercials. It's Tivo, skip ahead!"
by Tugrik March 7, 2009
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by Alakazaam October 13, 2015
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A form of temporary memory loss whereby the sufferer forgets which television program is being watched as a result viewing a long series of back to back commercials.
by Urbanverban July 4, 2019
Get the Adnesia mug.A very cognitive person who remembers things such as events and meetings extremely well. A smexy gold nugget with the best bongo beats down in the congo. Got so many guys she asks "where did the schlong go?" She's so hot that a billion and five suns cannot compare to her heat. Gotta a nice ass and nice hair. Loves to floss and loves baby blue shirts. Wants to try putting eyeliner on with floss. Sings like Moana and looks like Shakira.
by swaggygyal August 13, 2017
Get the Adneen mug.Adness is defined as advertising that generates a negative reaction from the very people it’s trying to persuade. The broken social contract between advertisers and consumers is the root of all adness.
Examples of adness include advertisements that violate the social contract by blocking content, invading personal spaces, employing shocking or deceptive tactics to get attention, using “adspeak” instead of conversational language and delivering inappropriate messages at an unsuitable time. The term was coined by Carton Donofrio Partners in 2010. In an effort to take a stand against adness, the Baltimore agency launched www.StopTheAdness.org to inspire change within the advertising industry.
Examples of adness include advertisements that violate the social contract by blocking content, invading personal spaces, employing shocking or deceptive tactics to get attention, using “adspeak” instead of conversational language and delivering inappropriate messages at an unsuitable time. The term was coined by Carton Donofrio Partners in 2010. In an effort to take a stand against adness, the Baltimore agency launched www.StopTheAdness.org to inspire change within the advertising industry.
Boy: Ugh, this pop up ad overtook my screen.
Girl: Annoying. That's adness.
Boy: I hate these tampon ads that air during football games.
Girl: Ha. That's adness.
Girl: Annoying. That's adness.
Boy: I hate these tampon ads that air during football games.
Girl: Ha. That's adness.
by Cultured_81 April 15, 2010
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Adner is a great friend, truly loves the people in his small circle. He is a thinker, a philosopher, with his thinking also come conflicting thoughts. He doesn’t think like the rest. He can have some mood swings and a little bi polar, but for the most part he is a great person. He can be argumentative, and impose his opinions. He loves hard, and even if he makes mistakes he can reflect on them and he will always make up for it and make it right with the person. Adner puts the people he loves first. He has a deep voice and it is captivating. Tall and handsome, but that’s not what makes people like him. It’s definitely his sweet side that people prefer. It’s that all handsome man with a sweet, heartwarming side that makes him perfect.
Adner is the man of my dreams.
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