addixon

This is a term used for people who have and obsession with Daryl Dixon (Norman Reedus' character from AMC's The Walking Dead)

Person 1: Oh my God! Daryl Dixon is so hot. I could stare at his muscles all day!
Person 2: You have an addixon.

by KatLovesTWD September 23, 2013

update addiction

A debilitating psychological condition which affects computer users everywhere. Update addiction has to do with the excessive downloading of software updates and should not be confused with an Updating Whore. You are likely an update addict if...

You click "Software Update..." (on Mac) or "Windows Update" (on Windows) more than three times a day.

You cannot resist buying the latest version of software or operating system -- even if you don't need, want, or even care to know about the new features.

You click "Check for updates" every time you run a program.

You stay up late watching the progress bar to make sure your latest update "really updated."

You get frustrated by stable software because it doesn't require updates every other day. So you always choose beta or nightly builds to ensure that you can download a maximum number of updates.

Dude: Dang! I just clicked Software Update, and it didn't find anything to update. What am I going to do???

Chick: (rolls eyes) Dunno man. Click it again?

Dude: Ok.

Chick: You need help. You have update addiction.

Dude: Ok, but before I go to the clinic, I need to go buy XYZSoft5. I only have XYZSoft4.

by jacopaco August 19, 2010

Sims Addiction

When a person is addicted to The Sims and cannot stops playing

Jon has a Sims Addiction.

by jonyoungfan December 29, 2009

Nicotine Addiction

A hit anti drug rap made by the famous rapper Logpog. Used to refrence the epidemic of vaping

Yo man, you hear NICOTINE ADDICTION yet?

by MrTrueFactTeller October 11, 2019

ADDIOT

Myspace ADDICT who lives to be ADDED to other people's Friends Lists, who sends out zillions of Friends Requests and lives for the ADD. Will compulsively and repulsively send out THANKS FOR THE ADD messages with glittery or other nauseating graphics. ADDIOTS will also be devastated if they don't get an ADD, launching into extreme depression.

He is a total ADDIOT. He sends out Friends Requests to all the porn stars and bands on Myspace because he knows they add everybody. He has like 50,000 adds.

by sarasplayroom.com July 2, 2009

Ao3 addict

Me

That girl in our class is an ao3 addict

by Bigbootysmalltiddiebaddie November 29, 2021

Tenya.iida.addict

A person who appears in almost every tik tok comment section. They’re also really cool.

Why is tenya.iida.addict everywhere?!!
Why not lol

by Piss.stained.floor February 22, 2021