what in the actual fuck

when something comepletly and idioticly unexpected happens and you dont know how to act about it

someone: (gets cancer, loses 3 of there 17 kidneys, gets AIDS, and eats 36 bats and 79 people in 5 sec's)

someone: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

by Meme lord 6969420 November 5, 2020

What the actual fuck?

An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.

"What the actual fuck are you doing?"

"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"

by wanking_at_gunpoint August 14, 2008

Actual fucking shit

Something or someone that is shit

Yael and Kimberly’s relationship is actual fucking shit

by shista.james May 26, 2018

What in the actual fuck

Why the fuck would you search this?

What in the actual fuck are you doing here.

by Pejdndi January 8, 2020

What the actual fuck, dude

Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.

Someone: "I'm glad something bad happened"
Me: "What the actual fuck, dude"

by NoNoNoNoNoNoHellNo December 24, 2019

what in the actual fucking fuck

when something is so incredibly fucking stupid and shocking u are left speechless and fucking fuck says it all for u

“did u see brendon urie getting fingered in the kitchen?”

*sends pic*
“what in the actual fucking fuck is this”

by some of yall fucking weird October 14, 2020

what in the actual fucking hell is that

When your gf is trying to see your dick

Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023