Accordian
George Shearing, the great jazz pianist, used to joke that a 'gentleman' was someone who knew how to play the accordian, but didn't.
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With skills such as The Ode to Booze and Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric, the Accordian Thief class has become legendary in the kingdom of loathing. You should hide your accordians, hide them quick. Nevermind the fact that accordians suck anyways...
The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."
accordian thief by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005
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accordian theif
One of the two moxie-class characters selectable in the online , text-based role-playing game, "Kingdom of Loathing."
accordian theif by Justin Dodson December 15, 2006
Rusty Accordian
Female version of the rusty trombone, where a guy or girl tosses a females salad while fingering her box from a reach around position
Last night i had a concert in my bedroom, my girl played my rusty trombone and i returned the favor by playing a solo on her rusty accordian
Rusty Accordian by R.M.C, October 23, 2008
The Accordian Effect
The situation that occurs when a man's penile shaft appears ridiculously small when flacid, but grows to an abnormal, if not surprising size when erect.
Michael's penis was 2 inches long when he was at his grandma's house, but later as he watched gay porn, his penile shaft grew to an impressive 10 inches. Michael experienced the Accordian Effect.
The Accordian Effect by Ellikay48 October 7, 2007
dwarven accordian
A sex position in which one short individual is penetrated through their mouth and lifted by their legs. The larger individual then proceeds to squeeze the smaller person by thrusting their penis down the throat.
dwarven accordian by DwarvenBled June 15, 2020
Piano accordian
Piano accordian by Bank....?, February 10, 2021