absitively

A cross between absolutely and positively. Coined long before The Simpsons, since it was used by Henry Blake and Frank Burns in MASH in the 1970's and in the movie Oliver & Company in 1988.

In the episode "The Trial Of Henry Blake," the court asks Frank, "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

Frank responded by saying "Absitively."

by Aboyne Clixby November 12, 2004

Absitively Posolutely

a switch up of positively absolutely, used in Oliver and Company, one of Walt Disney's greatest movies

Dodger - Once you get the beat you can do anything

Oliver - I can?

Dodger - Absitively Posolutely

by Matt <Insert Last Name Here> March 14, 2009

absatively

An unneccesary combination of the words 'absolutely' and 'positively', thus 'absatively'.

"Is your project done?" "Absatively."

by eostre October 24, 2005

absolutively

certain

do you like girls ? absolutively !

by PompousDeviant December 5, 2011

apsitively posilutely

a spin-off on the phrase "Positively Absolutely". By switching some of the letters you are given a new phrase which is either said intentionally or unintentionally by someone.

"That movie was apsitively posilutely awesome! We should go see it again sometime!"

by _*Tessa*_ February 16, 2008

absativelyposolutely

like absatively but way more positive, the ultimate fantabulous height of positiveness

Steve: are you sure you wanna do that man?

Kyle: absativelyposolutely

timmah: you want to ahve sex with my sister?

don: absativelyposolutely

by afpmaz February 8, 2007

absatively

smae as absolutely when used in conjunction with posatively

absatively posalutely vs absalutely posatively

by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008